10. More Donahue shows about shedding.

 9. Presidential candidates more likely to stop mid speech and sniff  base of podium.

 8. Cats must report address to post office every year.

 7. Procter & Gamble introduces new liver-flavored Crest.

 6. Drinking from toilet no longer a faux pas.

 5. Museums filled with still lifes of table scraps.

 4. Constitutional amendment extends vote to wolves.

 3. TV commercial so that dog catches and devours little chuck wagon.

 2. Monument in Washington commemorates "Our Neutered Brothers."

1. All motorists must drive with head out of car window.

 9.   Never did like having a full nights sleep

 8.  Wanted my Vet to get a new BMW

 7.  Thought the furniture looked too nice

 6.  Love the sounds of puppies in the morning,
      noon,afternoon,evening,  midnight, pre-dawn, etc.

 5.  Garden and backyard needed renovations, 
      and  didn't want to pay a gardener.

 4.  Neighbors didn't complain enough

 3.  Kids weren't enough of a challenge

 2.  If you can train & show one dog, why not ten

 1.  Wanted to see if spouse really meant those vows